Pictures dated 1939, 1983 and 2003
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"I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"
"If you haven't got any class, maybe you'd like to go out with me!" [Asking a teacher for a date]
"My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
"I was such an ugly baby ... My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend."
"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with."
- Biography: Rodney Dangerfield, (A&E Home Video 1998)
- Dangerfield v. Star Editorial, Inc., 1996 WL 508675 (9th Cir.) cert. den. 520 U.S. 1196 (1997)
- 1939 photograph courtesy of the Richmond Hill Historical Society